F#cking Fabulous Female Retreat 2027
July 5th – 8th, 2027
Essex Countryside
Time for you.
Reserve Your Place
Retreat at a Glance
Everything you need to know... at a glance.
📅 Dates
5th–8th July 2027
📍 Location
Essex Countryside
🌿 A 3-night wellbeing retreat for women
🛏 Accommodation
Comfortable shared cabins and glamping accommodation
🥗 Food
Home-cooked vegetarian meals with plenty of vegan options
🧘 Experience
Meditation • Breathwork • Workshops • Time in nature • Cacao • Fire circle • Rest • Connection
👭 Come on your own or bring a friend
Many women arrive on their own and leave with lifelong friendships.
💷 Investment
Early Bird Price: £610
From September 1st, 2026, the retreat investment will increase to £685.
The truth is...
If you'd asked me this time last year whether I'd ever run another FFF Retreat, I'd have said no.
When I announced last year's retreat would be the last, I genuinely believed it. It wasn't because I'd stopped loving what we created together. It was because I'd reached a point where I realised I needed to run the business in a way that was financially sustainable if it was going to continue.
I thought the only option was to stop. Thankfully, I was wrong.
On our final afternoon together, we stood in our closing circle in the middle of the woods, holding hands. One by one, everyone shared what the weekend had meant to them. There were tears, there was laughter, and there was this overwhelming feeling that none of us wanted it to end.
As people started saying, "We're doing this again next year, aren't we?" I smiled because I realised I was feeling exactly the same. I didn't want it to end either.
I looked around that circle, & it hit me that this wasn't really mine anymore. Yes, I'd created it, but what it had become belonged to all of us. It had become something people genuinely looked forward to every year, somewhere they felt they could come exactly as they were, without having to explain themselves or pretend everything was okay. That's when I realised this was much bigger than me.
I realised I wasn't ready to let it go. I didn't know how I was going to make it happen, but I knew I had to find a way.
So... here we are.
I'm so excited to be opening the doors to FFF Retreat 2027, and whether you've been before or this will be your very first retreat, I'd absolutely love to welcome you.
Find Out MoreSo... what actually happens on an FFF Retreat?
People often ask me what makes these retreats different, and it's actually quite hard to answer because no two weekends are ever exactly the same.
Yes, we'll meditate. We'll spend time in nature. We'll share beautiful food, meaningful conversations and workshops that I hope will leave you thinking differently about yourself and your life.
But if you ask women what they remember most afterwards, they rarely start with the timetable.
They talk about how they felt.
They remember arriving feeling nervous because they didn't know anyone, then wondering by the end of the first evening how those strangers suddenly felt like friends.
They remember laughing until they cried, sitting around the fire, drinking tea in the sunshine, walking through the woods and realising they hadn't looked at their phone for hours.
Some women have huge breakthroughs. Others simply enjoy three whole days where they don't have to think about anyone else for a change.
There's no pressure to be a certain way here. You don't have to share anything you don't want to. You don't have to be "good" at meditation or have done anything like this before.
You simply arrive exactly as you are.
Everything else unfolds from there.
See What's IncludedEverything is taken care of...
One of the things I love most about retreat is watching everyone start to slow down.
You can almost see it happening.
People arrive carrying everything they've been juggling at home, work, family, responsibilities, endless to-do lists and within a few hours, something starts to shift.
There's no cooking to think about, no washing up, no planning the next meal or wondering what's happening next. Everything has already been taken care of.
All you have to do is arrive, unpack your bag and allow yourself to be looked after for a change.
It sounds so simple, but I don't think many women realise how rarely that happens. So many of us spend our lives making sure everyone else is okay that we've forgotten what it feels like when someone asks, "What do you need today?"
That's what these few days are about.
Not escaping your life, but giving yourself the space to step back, breathe and come home feeling calmer, lighter and more like yourself again.
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Here's what you can look forward to...
Every retreat is a little different because I always allow space for the group, but here's a taste of what you can expect over the weekend.
- Guided morning meditations
- Breathwork and wellbeing workshops
- Time in nature
- Cacao and sharing circles
- Delicious vegetarian meals
- Evening fire circle
- Time to rest, read or simply do nothing at all
- Genuine connection with an incredible group of women
- Plenty of laughter along the way
- Craft activity
- Woodland ecstatic dance
And so much more. Plus there are always those unexpected moments that nobody plans but everyone remembers. Like an impromptu drumming and signing session in the woods!
Join Us HereWHERE YOU'LL BE STAYING
📍Teybrook Orchard, Great Tey, Essex CO6 1JE
🗓️ Monday 5th – Thursday 8th July 2027
A beautiful place to switch off
One of the things I love about this venue is that it feels like you've stepped away from everyday life without having to travel for hours.
Tucked away in the Essex countryside, it's peaceful, surrounded by nature and gives us the perfect space to slow down for a few days.
Accommodation is shared, with a mixture of cabins, bell tents and cosy spaces that quickly start to feel like home. Some women come with a friend, while others arrive on their own and leave wondering how they ever lived without the friends they've made.
The venue has everything we need beautiful spaces for our workshops, cosy places to sit with a coffee, woodland walks, plenty of fresh air and little corners where you can simply enjoy a bit of quiet if that's what you need.
It's comfortable, relaxed and exactly the kind of place that encourages you to take a deep breath the moment you arrive.
Food is a big part of the weekend
Anyone who's been on one of my retreats will tell you that we eat well.
This isn't a detox retreat.
I'm not going to take away your morning coffee or ask you to survive on green juice for three days. If that's what you're looking for, there are some wonderful detox retreats out there which i love and there is a place for, but that's not what this weekend is about.
Our meals are colourful, home-cooked, vegetarian/vegan, and prepared with so much love. I genuinely believe that the food we eat affects how we feel, and I love filling our plates with fresh, vibrant ingredients that leave you feeling energised rather than sluggish.
And yes... there will absolutely be sweet treats too.
Because I don't believe food should be about guilt or restriction. It should bring people together, spark conversation and be enjoyed. You'll find homemade bakes, nourishing snacks and delicious little treats throughout the weekend, because balance matters too.
The only thing we don't have on retreat is alcohol.
That's one rule I don't bend.
One of the things people often say after retreat is how amazing they feel after a few days of sleeping well, eating well, laughing lots and waking up with a clear head.
For me, retreat is about creating a space where everyone can feel fully present, connect with themselves and each other, and leave feeling lighter than when they arrived.
I promise you'll leave well fed, probably in more ways than one.
Hi, I'm Claire
If we've never met before, I'm so glad you've found your way here.
For the past six years I've been creating retreats and communities where women can step away from the noise of everyday life and reconnect with themselves. Watching someone arrive feeling exhausted, overwhelmed or doubting themselves, then leave standing a little taller, smiling a little more and believing in themselves again, never gets old.
That's the part of my work I love most.
I don't believe you need fixing. I believe that sometimes life gets to much, we lose ourselves, and we just need the right environment to stop, breathe and remember who we are.
That's what I hope this retreat gives you.
Over the past 10 years I've trained in a wide range of wellbeing and therapeutic approaches, not because I wanted lots of certificates after my name, but because I genuinely wanted to understand as many ways as possible to support people. Every course, every teacher and every experience has shaped the way I hold these retreats.
Alongside the retreats, I also run an online community where women continue to support one another throughout the year. Creating spaces where people feel safe, seen and encouraged to grow is at the heart of everything I do.
Whether you're joining us because you need a rest, you're looking for clarity, or you simply fancy spending a few days surrounded by wonderful women, I'd love to welcome you.
Meet Dee
Dee has been an important part of my retreats for the past few years, and I honestly can't imagine them without her.
Together we co-host The Cacao Pod and facilitate a monthly online cacao ceremony, creating spaces for connection, healing and community.
At retreat, Dee shares her gifts through cacao, sound healing, meditation, ecstatic dance, music and her beautiful original poetry. She has a natural ability to hold space with such warmth, love and authenticity, and her sessions are always among the most memorable.
I'm incredibly grateful to have her alongside me, and I know you'll understand why everyone falls in love with her.
I'm hoping Dee will be i ing us again this year and will confirm this as soon as / can.
WHAT OTHER WOMEN HAVE SAID
Landed home but still floating...
Thank you all for the most perfect retreat and company.
Claire, you are awesome and have given me exactly what I needed this week..
I had the privilege to be taking part in one of the sound journey by watching from a chair in the back and the attention Claire gave to each and every person was beautiful, care and attention to each and every soul....
Lynn
I just want to say the BIGGEST, Heartfelt THANK YOU to each and every one of you on this retreat.
So wonderful to reconnect with familiar faces and to meet so many beautiful new souls. Im Grateful to of shared space with you ALL at Claire's Magical F**King Fabulous Retreat!
It was everything I needed it to be for me.
I've absolutely loved listening, sharing and learning from you all, the wisdom, stories, gifts, laughter and hugs that we have shared has filled my heart and my battery.
Gemma
I feel like I have just been part of a gorgeous dream. I am looking through all the photos and wondering if it all happened.
Feeling incredibly lucky 🙏
Juliet
Wow so many blessings and gratitude A for the last few days. Firstly, Claire. Thank you thank you from the bottom of my heart. You bring magic, love, spiritual healing and passion to your retreat WE. I absolutely adore the shaman influence. It so sings to my soul. Dee, what a beautiful soul. Keep discovering your magic lovely.
Steph
Thank you for amazing time, I may have only been there in the evenings but it was still wonderful. " " I feel truly blessed to have been able to be a part of it again this year. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
Stephanie
~ Stephanie Beach ~
FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS
few questions you might be wondering about...
I've never been on a retreat before. Will I fit in?
Can I come on my own?
Do I have to join in with everything?
What should I bring?
Can you cater for dietary requirements?
Is alcohol allowed?
Is there parking?
Can I pay in instalments?
Everything that's included
Your retreat includes:
✔ Three nights' accommodation
✔ All home-cooked vegetarian meals, with vegan options
✔ Guided meditations
✔ Breathwork sessions
✔ Workshops and group activities
✔ Time in nature
✔ Cacao ceremony
✔ Tea, coffee and nourishing sweet treats
✔ Three days to completely switch off and reconnect with yourself
Investment
£655
Your place is secured with a £200 deposit.
The remaining £485 is due 12 weeks before the retreat.
Places are limited to help keep the retreat personal and intimate.
Reserve Your PlaceA final word with love....
From one woman to another, I know how easy it is to keep putting yourself at the bottom of the list.
There's always something else that needs your time. Work. Family. The house. The kids. Everyone else seems to come first, and we tell ourselves that one day, when life calms down, we'll finally do something for ourselves.
But what if that day never comes?
One of the biggest lessons I've learned is that nobody is going to hand you permission to put yourself first. You have to give yourself that permission, and thats ok its not selfish and you shouldn't feel guilty for it.
It's one of the kindest things you can do for yourself and for the people you love.
When you're running on empty, it's hard to give your best to anyone. But when you've had time to rest, laugh, breathe, reflect and reconnect with yourself, everything feels different. You go home with more patience, more energy and more of yourself to give.
I've learned that lesson the hard way, which is why protecting time for myself has become so important. It's also why I encourage the women in my community to do the same.
I honestly believe that one of the greatest gifts you can give yourself isn't another handbag, another weekend away or another thing. its space to just be you and not worrying about anything for a while.
Space to remember who you are when you're not busy being everything to everyone else.
If something inside you has been quietly saying, "I need this," then maybe it's time to listen.
Don't wait for someone else to tell you it's okay.
Book the retreat.
Choose yourself.
I'd love to welcome you.
Claire x
Ready to join us?
I'd absolutely love to welcome you to FFF Retreat 2027.
If your heart is saying yes, trust it.
There are only a limited number of places available, and once they're filled, bookings will close.
I genuinely can't wait to share this time with you.
